October 2009
107 posts
“relationship can suck it… but they rarely do” #Fokker
thinks sleep might not happen no matter how he tries.
My experience at the Mountain Sun in Boulder has been amazing.
One of my favorite StarTrek: The Next Generation moments: http://tr.im/DdDT
really wants a dirty martini.
“We are put here to fart around. Don’t let anybody ever tell you different.”
“Personally however I like to start my day with a total dickhead to remind me I’m best.”
god. my body really wants milk today.
“do you think she’s pregnant? she’s fat dude…”
ballet & mexican food belated birthday present. damn good belated birthday present.
“i’ll make a point if taking her from you (watch what you do). the way you treat her, what else can i do?”
RT [name omitted] Whoever started the RIP Kanye West hoax, Imma let you finish, but Balloon Boy had the best hoax of all time!
RT @passionate_rice: Everclear + coffee + sunshine = good morning!
loves how grape crush tastes like melted fizzy purple otterpops.
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Restless in Seattle.
ericbenjamin:
I wish I was a programming genius like my buddy @njkrut. I wouldn’t spend hours in front of my computer screen writing code the trial and error way. I do learn, but I’m clearly some kind of language retard. Although CSS isn’t hard, I don’t use it enough to stay at the level I would like to be at. Simple coding gripes aside, I also wish my buddy @andrewfashion would cheer up. He...
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ashleyrawr:
So fucking annoying.
SERIOUSLY. People should learn that you don’t type messages by bashing your head against the keyboard.
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Thinks everyone should check out the Shittiest Band Ever: http://tinyurl.com/yktbggr
“you smiled when i said the leaves were just the color of your eyes.”
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thinks this cat is now his cat.
how embarrasingly true is my life?
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You there.
galvatron:
Come cuddle with me.
My back and side hurt, as usual.
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RT @shitmydadsays: “I like the dog. If he can’t eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that.”
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RT @courtneyroxanne What’s with guys and shaving designs into their haircuts?
[The Tamil asylum seekers being held in Indonesia] said they have paid $US15,000...
– Sri Lankan High Commissioner to Australia, Senaka Walgampaya. (via Parties vie for tough asylum-seeker talk title | The Australian)
Gee, I don’t know. Maybe because they’re desperate?
(via buyhercandy)
This made me smile. Thanks. =)
catfunk:
njkrut:
is suddenly very hungry.
im sorry i didn’t know this was twitter or myspace status. hm.
twitter. twitter.com/njkrut ;)