July 2010
9 posts
How to Destroy a Perfectly Good Basil Plant →
foodiemcbooty: You folks are in for a special treat today! You are witnessing a part of history — a huge milestone in the cooking life of Foodie McBooty: I just bought my first basil plant! Before this, I have…
Jul 29th
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Can You Eat Crocs? →
foodiemcbooty: Crocs — Those funny looking shoes that are popular amongst medical staff. Made from 100% organic, non-toxic materials, it is rumored that you can eat these shoes if you’re ever stranded in the woods….
Jul 29th
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When Food Goes Bad: Cheese Pizza →
foodiemcbooty: How did this all begin? Oh yes, Nick offered me a slice of pizza that I never did eat and the poor slice of pie ended up forgotten in the fridge at work. Day after day, it sat, waiting for some lone…
Jul 29th
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Evidence at the Scene of the Crime →
foodiemcbooty: Looks like that rascal Foodie McBooty is at it again…
Jul 29th
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Has Gwyneth Replaced Sex with Food? →
foodiemcbooty: Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow has gone too far, and maybe not. I mean, cravings are cravings! Whether its chocolate, pickles, or oral sex… cravings are just OOZING to be sat-is-fied! Mmmm…. Sorry, I got lost…
Jul 28th
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Women: Foods to Rev Your Libido →
foodiemcbooty: Alright ladies, its our turn to flare up our sex lives. Sometimes the belching and the scratching and dirty laundry just doesn’t get us going like it used to. Here are some foods that have been…
Jul 27th
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Spinach Schminish! →
foodiemcbooty: (Note: I didn’t take a picture of the omelet I made this morning. This photo is courtesy of Perkins Restaurant. Better photo TBA, but for now, check out the awesome rolled “burrito” action on that…
Jul 26th
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Men: Foods to Boost Your Libido →
foodiemcbooty: Gentlemen, are you feeling low on sexual fuel lately? I know you may hate to admit it, but sometimes, it just happens. Life gets to us mentally and physically, and tends to muck up our sex lives in…
Jul 23rd
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Salt in Your Diet and Your Health →
foodiemcbooty: If you take two highly toxic chemical elements – sodium (chemical symbol Na) and chlorine (chemical symbol Cl) and combine them, you get NaCl, or common table salt. NaCl is something that we can’t…
Jul 22nd
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June 2010
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April 2010
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March 2010
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Mar 16th
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Listen(via secretsmiles) Turkeys are horrifying…...
Mar 15th
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One of the highlights of my day...
loveoftheday: hawaiiansdonotblog: There was an adorable, incredibly old man on my tram today eating grapes. He took his time with each grape and made sure to spit the seeds into his container. He popped the last grape in his mouth and put the container away. It was then that he discovered one last seed. He looked both ways quickly, missing my gaze and spit his seed on to the floor of the tram,...
Mar 15th
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February 2010
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Feb 19th
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Listendontdrinkthetarwater: my darling, you look...
Feb 19th
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Feb 15th
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the only thing i regret is that it happened at the wrong time.
Feb 15th
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January 2010
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December 2009
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Dec 27th
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900ml: change of pace, please. i’m on my way lovely.  <3
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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