July 2010
9 posts
How to Destroy a Perfectly Good Basil Plant →
foodiemcbooty:
You folks are in for a special treat today! You are witnessing a part of history — a huge milestone in the cooking life of Foodie McBooty: I just bought my first basil plant! Before this, I have…
Can You Eat Crocs? →
foodiemcbooty:
Crocs — Those funny looking shoes that are popular amongst medical staff. Made from 100% organic, non-toxic materials, it is rumored that you can eat these shoes if you’re ever stranded in the woods….
When Food Goes Bad: Cheese Pizza →
foodiemcbooty:
How did this all begin? Oh yes, Nick offered me a slice of pizza that I never did eat and the poor slice of pie ended up forgotten in the fridge at work. Day after day, it sat, waiting for some lone…
Evidence at the Scene of the Crime →
foodiemcbooty:
Looks like that rascal Foodie McBooty is at it again…
Has Gwyneth Replaced Sex with Food? →
foodiemcbooty:
Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow has gone too far, and maybe not. I mean, cravings are cravings! Whether its chocolate, pickles, or oral sex… cravings are just OOZING to be sat-is-fied! Mmmm…. Sorry, I got lost…
Women: Foods to Rev Your Libido →
foodiemcbooty:
Alright ladies, its our turn to flare up our sex lives. Sometimes the belching and the scratching and dirty laundry just doesn’t get us going like it used to. Here are some foods that have been…
Spinach Schminish! →
foodiemcbooty:
(Note: I didn’t take a picture of the omelet I made this morning. This photo is courtesy of Perkins Restaurant. Better photo TBA, but for now, check out the awesome rolled “burrito” action on that…
Men: Foods to Boost Your Libido →
foodiemcbooty:
Gentlemen, are you feeling low on sexual fuel lately? I know you may hate to admit it, but sometimes, it just happens. Life gets to us mentally and physically, and tends to muck up our sex lives in…
Salt in Your Diet and Your Health →
foodiemcbooty:
If you take two highly toxic chemical elements – sodium (chemical symbol Na) and chlorine (chemical symbol Cl) and combine them, you get NaCl, or common table salt. NaCl is something that we can’t…
June 2010
1 post
April 2010
3 posts
March 2010
9 posts
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Turkeys are horrifying…...
One of the highlights of my day...
loveoftheday:
hawaiiansdonotblog:
There was an adorable, incredibly old man on my tram today eating grapes. He took his time with each grape and made sure to spit the seeds into his container. He popped the last grape in his mouth and put the container away. It was then that he discovered one last seed. He looked both ways quickly, missing my gaze and spit his seed on to the floor of the tram,...
February 2010
15 posts
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5 tags
dontdrinkthetarwater:
my darling, you look...
the only thing i regret is that it happened at the wrong time.
January 2010
8 posts
December 2009
73 posts
900ml:
change of pace, please.
i’m on my way lovely. <3
